170 Weird Questions To Ask A Girl

Discussions don’t always have to be serious or predictable. In fact, some of the most meaningful connections often happen when you bring up something completely odd or bizarre—something that makes both of you laugh, think, or share stories you wouldn’t normally tell.

Weird questions are a playful form of small talk that open the door to more engaging conversations. They can be lighthearted, silly, and sometimes even surprisingly deep.

Whether it’s a girl you like, your crush, your girlfriend, or even a friend catching you off guard, weird questions can give you plenty of material to keep the conversation going.

That’s why I’ve put together this list of 170 weird questions to ask a girl.

Funny Weird Questions

These are the kind that will probably make her laugh first before she answers.

If you could replace your nose with something else, what would it be?
Would you rather have feet for hands or hands for feet?
If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
What’s the weirdest food combination you secretly enjoy?
If you had to live in a cartoon for a year, which one would you pick?
Would you rather hiccup forever or sneeze forever?
What’s the strangest name you could give a pet?
If you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for a year, which one would it be?
What’s your “useless talent”?
If you had to make a sound every time you blink, which sound would you pick?

Random Weird Questions

Perfect for those “out of nowhere” moments when you just want to surprise her.

Do you think aliens would find humans cute or ugly?
If you woke up as a ghost tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d do?
Would you rather always walk backwards or always crawl?
What’s the weirdest dream you remember?
If you had to eat only one color of food forever, which color would you choose?
What’s the strangest superstition you’ve ever heard of?
Do you think robots will ever fall in love?
Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
If your shadow could talk, what do you think it would say?
What would the world be like if humans had tails?

Deep but Weird Questions

Some weird questions can take the conversation in a surprisingly thoughtful direction.

If you could erase one memory, would you do it?
Do you think time travel would ruin life or make it better?
If everyone suddenly had to wear the same outfit forever, what would you choose?
Would you rather know the exact day you’ll die or the exact cause?
Do you believe in parallel universes?
If you could swap lives with someone for 24 hours, who would it be?
Would you rather live in the past or in the future?
What’s the weirdest thought you’ve had in the shower?
Do you think dreams actually mean something?
If humans hibernated, what would you do with your “awake months”?

Gross but Funny Weird Questions

Sometimes the weirder and grosser, the more fun the answer.

Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
If you had to smell one thing forever, what would it be?
Would you rather have broccoli-flavored ice cream or pizza-flavored chocolate?
If you had to eat insects to survive, which ones would you pick first?
What’s the grossest food you’ve ever tried?
If you had to lick one random object every day, what would you choose?
Would you rather sweat maple syrup or mayonnaise?
If you sneezed rainbows, would you try to hide it or show it off?
Would you rather drink pickle juice or brush your teeth with ketchup?
Have you ever eaten something you dropped on the floor?

Silly “What If” Questions

These are great for sparking imagination.

What if humans had three eyes?
What if gravity stopped working for 10 seconds?
What if animals were in charge and humans were pets?
What if every time you spoke, your words turned into bubbles?
What if your reflection started doing its own thing?
What if you could teleport—but only to bathrooms?
What if you woke up one day and everyone had swapped voices?
What if people could fly but only two inches above the ground?
What if we all glowed in the dark when embarrassed?
What if money grew on trees but wilted after one week?

Weird But Cute Questions

These are sweet in a funny way and can make the conversation flirty.

If we both got stuck on a deserted island, what role would you take?
Would you let me survive the zombie apocalypse with you or leave me behind?
What would you name our pet turtle?
If I turned into a potato, would you still hang out with me?
What’s the weirdest nickname you’d give me?
If we were in a horror movie, who would die first?
Would you rather be my superhero sidekick or my partner in crime?
If I dared you to sing in public, would you do it?
Would you rather bake cookies with me or start a pillow fight?
If I wore mismatched socks forever, would you join me?

Completely Random Brain-Twisters

These will make her laugh, but also stop to think.

Do fish get thirsty?
Can you cry underwater?
If tomatoes are fruits, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Do penguins have knees?
What came first: the sandwich or the bread?
Do you think cereal is soup?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
How many chickens would it take to beat a lion?
Can you yawn in your sleep?
Do insects have best friends?

Weird Questions To Ask A Girl

Here’s a huge collection of extras you can use anytime:

If you could swap your laugh for an animal sound, which one would you choose?
What’s the weirdest smell you actually like?
Would you rather have giant ears or a giant nose?
If your life was a video game, what would the cheat code do?
Would you rather have a third arm or a second head?
Do you think clowns get scared of each other?
Would you rather never stop singing or never stop dancing?
What’s the strangest question a stranger has ever asked you?
If you could rename Earth, what would you call it?
Would you rather live in a house made of Legos or a house made of candy?
If you could invent a holiday, what would it celebrate?
Would you rather only whisper or only shout?
What’s the weirdest lie you told as a kid?
If you could swap your face with a celebrity, who would it be?
Would you rather be invisible only at night or only during the day?
What’s the oddest superstition you’ve followed?
If you could replace all grass with something else, what would it be?
Would you rather have spaghetti hair or pancake hands?
What’s your most bizarre fear?
If you could be any mythical creature, which one would you pick?
Would you rather live without music or without pizza?
Do you think aliens watch human TV shows?
What would chairs say if they could talk?
Would you rather be a famous meme or a forgotten celebrity?
What’s the weirdest animal you’d keep as a pet?
Would you rather sneeze glitter or cough bubbles?
Do you think trees talk to each other?
Would you rather have rainbow skin or polka dot skin?
What’s the weirdest name you’d give yourself?
If your phone could talk, what embarrassing thing would it reveal?
Would you rather laugh every time someone cries or cry every time someone laughs?
Do you think socks disappear into another dimension?
If you could talk to your future self, what’s the weirdest question you’d ask?
Would you rather eat only breakfast food forever or only dinner food forever?
Do you think animals think humans are weird?
What’s the funniest face you can make?
Would you rather hiccup bubbles or burp fireworks?
If you had a warning label, what would it say?
Do you believe in lucky socks?
What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever received?
Would you rather live in space or underwater?
What’s your weirdest ritual before bed?
If laughter could power a car, how far could you drive?
Would you rather never sleep again or never eat again?
Do you think dinosaurs would like ice cream?
If you could swap hair colors every day, would you?
What’s your weirdest guilty pleasure?
Would you rather have a pet rock or a pet cloud?
Do you think plants get jealous?
What’s the most awkward noise you can make?
Would you rather live with a talking mirror or a talking fridge?
Do you think fish know they’re wet?
Would you rather always have to hop instead of walk or crawl instead of run?
If your reflection gave advice, what would it say?
Would you rather smell like pizza forever or cookies forever?
What’s the weirdest word you love saying?
Do you think chairs get tired of being sat on?
Would you rather eat candy for breakfast or spaghetti for dessert?
What’s the funniest sound you’ve ever heard?
Would you rather live inside a video game or a movie?
If laughter was contagious like yawning, how would the world look?
Do you think raindrops ever race each other?
Would you rather swap your hands for wings or for wheels?
What’s the weirdest childhood belief you had?
Do you think animals dream?
Would you rather fight one giant duck or 100 tiny horses?
If you could turn invisible, what’s the silliest thing you’d do?
Would you rather never stop clapping or never stop blinking loudly?
Do you think ghosts get bored?
If you had to choose, would you rather live in the clouds or underground?
What’s the weirdest ringtone you’ve ever had?
Would you rather always wear pajamas or always wear formal clothes?
If you could add a new color to the rainbow, what would you call it?
Do you think the moon gets lonely?
Would you rather be a talking dog or a flying cat?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
Would you rather live without mirrors or without photos?
If you had to eat one food upside down, what would it be?
Would you rather live in a world made of paper or one made of glass?
What’s the silliest excuse you’ve ever used?
Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste sounds?
If laughter was a currency, how rich would you be?
Do you think spiders get scared of each other?
Would you rather always talk in rhyme or sing instead of speak?
What’s the weirdest rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?
Do you think clouds taste like cotton candy?
Would you rather have permanent clown shoes or permanent boxing gloves?
If your pet could text you, what would it say?
Would you rather always hop like a frog or waddle like a penguin?
Do you think stars ever fall on purpose?
What’s the weirdest noise you’ve made when scared?
Would you rather live in a giant shoe or a giant teapot?
Do you think ghosts sleep?
Would you rather sneeze once every hour or hiccup forever?
What’s the weirdest shape you see in clouds?
Would you rather always wear a clown nose or bunny ears?
Do you think fish ever get lost?
What’s the strangest compliment you’ve ever received?
Would you rather whisper everything or shout everything?
If laughter could heal wounds, how different would the world be?

Final Thoughts

The oddest questions are fun because they break the routine, spark laughter, and sometimes even reveal unexpected sides of a person.

Whether you’re trying to make her laugh, spark curiosity, or simply have a memorable conversation, these quirky questions act as little pockets of weirdness that can turn any moment into something exciting.

So, the next time you’re chatting with a girl and the conversation feels like it’s going nowhere, drop one of these questions and see what happens. Chances are, you’ll both end up laughing—and maybe even learning something new about each other.

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Onwe Damian Chukwuemeka is a relationship writer, a law student and a student advocate. He was the former Deputy Director of Public Prosecution SUG, University of Calabar, Nigeria, and currently one of the Judges of the High Court of the Student Union Government, University of Calabar. Learn more about him

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