65 Funny Friendship Quotes That Describe Your Partner in Crime

Nothing quite compares to the joy of a true friendship. While friends can provide happiness, laughter, and solace, they can also drive you totally crazy! The ups and downs of friendship have inspired many witty thinkers to pen funny friendship quotes that capture the essence of these unique bonds. From side-splitting observations about friendship’s quirks to punchy one-liners that get right to the heart, these humorous sayings help us make light of the outrageous dynamics friendships can have. So, buckle up for a rollercoaster of giggles and grins as today we explore cute and funny friendship quotes that will not only tickle your funny bone but also remind you why friends are the best companions in life!

Funny friendship quotes

List Of 65 Funny Friendship Quotes 

Funny Short friendship quotes

  • “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
  • “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
  • “Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.”
  • “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
  • “I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.”
  • “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”
  • “Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.”
  • “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
  • “Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
  • “A friend is someone who knows all your stories, but still likes you.”
  • “Friends: Because none of us can make it through life without a few detours.”
  • “I love that our effortless friendship requires no effort at all.”
  • “A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
  • “Best Friends are the sunshine on a rainy day.”
  • “Life is better with friends, and a little bit of laughter goes a long way.”
  • “Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.”

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Coworker funny friendship quotes

  • “Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together, but half of them don’t work, and the other half aren’t so bright!”
  • “We don’t always work, but when we do, it’s usually because the boss is standing right behind us.”
  • “I thought I was the only one who worked here, but then I met my coworkers.”
  • “Behind every successful person is a group text of coworkers making fun of them.”
  • “Work would be a lot more fun if it were a game and the office gossip were the referees.”
  • “The best colleagues are the ones who bring you coffee without asking.”
  • “I work well with others when they leave me alone.”
  • “Coworkers are like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.”
  • “We’re not just colleagues; we’re coffee pals, lunch buddies, and weekend therapy sessions.”
  • “If our office had a ‘Most Likely to Brighten Your Day’ award, it would go to our fantastic coworkers.”
  • “Behind every great team is a great deal of coffee and a few inside jokes.”
  • “In the cookie of life, coworkers are the chocolate chips.”
  • “We’re not just a team; we’re a circus, and every day is a new act.”
  • “The only thing better than a great coworker is a great coworker with a sense of humor.”
  • “At the end of the day, your coworkers are your chosen family at work.”
  • “Colleagues: because teamwork makes the dream work, but a little friendly sarcasm makes it fun.”
  • “We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all… including a pile of unfinished paperwork.”
  • “If we ever start a band, it’ll be called ‘The Procrastinators.’ We’ll practice tomorrow.

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Funny Long-distance friendships quotes

  • “Long-distance friendships are like having a pen pal with benefits.”
  • “Our friendship is so long-distance, it’s almost in a different time zone.”
  • “Distance means so little when someone means so much… and when Wi-Fi cooperates.”
  • “We might be miles apart, but we’re just a text away from roasting each other.”
  • “Our long-distance friendship is the perfect excuse to blame the time zones when we forget birthdays.”
  • “A true friend is someone who doesn’t mind when you send them a ‘good morning’ message at 3 p.m. their time.”
  • “Thank you, technology, for making long-distance friendships more bearable and our inside jokes even more inside.”
  • “We might be far apart, but at least our friendship is strong enough to withstand the distance… and occasional bad Skype connections.”
  • “Long-distance friendships: where FaceTime replaces face-to-face and texting becomes our preferred love language.”
  • “Our friendship is so long-distance, it’s practically intergalactic!”
  • “I miss you like an idiot misses the point. That’s how you know our friendship is genuine.”
  • “In a world of long-distance friendships, we are the real ‘distance warriors’.”
  • “No matter how far apart we are, our friendship is closer than a selfie on Instagram.”
  • “Friends are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there, making fun of you from afar.”
  • “Long-distance friendships are like fine wine. They get better with age and a bit of texting.”
  • “True friends can go long periods without speaking and never question their friendship. Ours just happens to include continents.”
  • “Our friendship has survived time zones, jet lag, and questionable Wi-Fi connections. That’s true resilience.”
  • “Distance can’t separate two best friends. It only gives them more reasons to cherish each other.”
  • “When life gets tough and distance seems unbearable, remember, our friendship is like a pizza: even when it’s far away, it’s always in our hearts.”

Funny Friendship quotes from movies

  • “You know, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.” — Scarecrow (The Wizard of Oz)
  • “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” – Dirty Dancing
  • “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather Part II
  • “I wish I knew how to quit you.” – Brokeback Mountain
  • “Nobody’s perfect.” – Some Like It Hot
  • “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” – Braveheart

Famous funny friendship quotes

  • “Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.” – Unknown
  • “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis
  • “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” – Mencius
  • “Friends are the dirty family you choose.”
  • “A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.” – Unknown
  • “A good friend will help you move. But a really best friend will help you move a body.” ― John Michael Duvdevani

Final Thoughts:

In the world of friendship, where laughter is the currency, funny friendship quotes are the golden nuggets that enrich our bonds. As we conclude this joyous journey through humour-infused words of wisdom, remember that friends are the life’s seasoning—adding flavor, zest, and a sprinkle of hilarity. These quotes remind us that a hearty laugh shared with friends is a treasure beyond measure.  Now go share your favorites with the friends who’ll appreciate the humour behind these funny friendship quotes!

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